Weekend Fun!

• Take the 4WD truck back into the woods.
• Cut up blowdown trees blocking path farther back.
• Put in truck
• Discover that the soil is much softer than you thought.
• Walk a mile back to the house.
• Get the family, the tractor, and the chain.
• Discover that wife *knew* this was a bad idea.
• Attach wife to truck, truck to chain, and chain to tractor.
• Pull the truck back 8 feet.
• Discover that the soil is much, much softer than you thought.
• Remove trees from truck.
• Iterate step 9 several times.
• Walk a mile back to the house.
• Call neighbor with 4WD tractor.
• Neighbor arrives
• Accept neighborly ribbing from neighbor: "Just where were you going with that road?"
• Neighbor unsticks tractor.
• Neighbor unsticks truck.